If you're a "youngin" may I please have your attention. 

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-) 03/25/2017 at 00:11 • Filed to: None

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We need to come up with a replacement word for “Hoon.” It just sounds ridiculous. It’s nice having a one syllable word in place of the multi-syllabic phrase “spirited driving,” but “hoon” is defiantly not the answer. Although maybe it doesn’t sound so weird in British English, so y’all can keep it if you’d like. But here in ‘Murica we need something more mature.

CRider > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 00:19

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It’s an Australian term, ya cunt!

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > CRider 03/25/2017 at 00:20

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Yeah, but I mean y’all are just British convicts right?

pip bip - choose Corrour > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 00:21

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Lol 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 00:21

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Buuuuuuurrrrrrrnnnnnnnn!!!!!!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 00:22

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I usually refer to spirited driving as rallying.

Birddog > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 00:29

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Youngin? I’m an old so this won’t count.

“Hoon” perfect as it is. Why invent a new term?

CRider > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 00:29

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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 00:29

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I always preferred “huck” “going ham”

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/25/2017 at 00:30

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Even on pavement, in traffic?

CRider > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart 03/25/2017 at 00:33

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart 03/25/2017 at 00:39

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Slower cars are just moving apexs.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CRider 03/25/2017 at 00:40

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So yellow cars are dangerous!

CRider > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/25/2017 at 00:46

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If you see a yellow car coming, GTFO of the way.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Birddog 03/25/2017 at 00:46

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This is why I asked for youngins. They’re okay with coming up with new terms for the same thing every five minutes.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > CRider 03/25/2017 at 00:47

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Don’t feel too bad. Georgia’s the same way!

Birddog > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 00:56

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Hoon isn’t an old term. What’s your definition of “old”?

CRider > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 00:56

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Good thing I’m not Australian!

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Birddog 03/25/2017 at 01:01

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I’m not saying it’s old. It just sounds silly. We can do better!

AR24-7 > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 01:14

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I like hoon.

AR24-7 > AR24-7 03/25/2017 at 01:14

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I am hoon.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 01:16

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I call it, “Going out for Rip.”

Dusty Ventures > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 01:22

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I’m okay with hoon.

Also...

defiantly not the answer.

IAN_Z > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 01:30

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As a #youth who’s up to date on #brands and the latest internet slang, I choose “shlam.”

RallyWrench > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 02:24

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I always call those youths “goddamned street racers”, then tell them to find another way home.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > IAN_Z 03/25/2017 at 02:27

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I can dig it.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dusty Ventures 03/25/2017 at 02:28

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lol it kind of works though.

Svend > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 02:53

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I believe ‘hoon’ is Australian English.

The British English used to be (granted rather sexist), ‘boy racers’ and I think in the most part it’s still the collective acceptable term in the U.K. If not ‘street racers’, when it’s less about speed or racing the usual collective term for youth acting up is ‘yob’ which is used for youth acting up on foot in the street of in a motor vehicle of some sort (most commonly a small engined hatchback that has a way too big exhaust, heavy tinted windows all round and a sound system playing obnoxiously loud by an excessive number of speakers, the driving seat is also usually reclined so low that the driver is not so much ‘sitting’ as ‘laying down’ in their seat).

Shoop > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 02:53

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It’s supposed to be silly

TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 04:02

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Although true, ouch.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 04:18

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How about dorifuto?

bhtooefr > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 06:17

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But us Americans are just British religious nutcases...

LongbowMkII > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 07:52

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The youngins have always done that. Hoon isn’t exactly an ancient term

Autofixation > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 09:35

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*Definitely.

*You all.

If we’re going to be talking about language...

just-a-scratch > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 11:03

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This phrase on a car forum makes my brain go all Isaac Hayes.

“Who is the man who’d turn a wrench for his broher man?”

“Shaft.”

[Song continues with more alternate lyrics]

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 03/25/2017 at 11:51

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What about rip if it’s not explicitly talking about tires, and shred if it is talking about destroying tires? “Take the (insert car here) out for a rip,” or “shred the Dairy Queen parking lot,” for example.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Autofixation 03/25/2017 at 13:18

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1) Fair enough

2) A commonly accepted contraction recognized by the Merrian-Webster dictionary, or so I’ve heard.